itsagifnotagif:

When your parents ask you to do chores:

thepersonalquotes:

deceptivelips:

“Never make someone a priority when all you are to them is an option”

—

unclefather:

*rips off my bra and throws it across the room*
me: I am tired of that

windwaver:

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

sorta-dad:

she killed him with a fuckin look

The I, Robot sequel looks lit.

just-shower-thoughts:

seeing someone using Google in a tv shows/movies felt natural, but if it’s Bing you would immediately think it’s a product placement.

just-shower-thoughts:

Items that people lost 20 years ago might still be in the same spot that they lost it

shitpostpriest:

me, still in bed: i can’t wait to get back to bed

hipindie:

It’s a beautiful thing when you get so comfortable with someone and you realize you’re telling them things you’ve never said out loud before

seanp0donnell:

brain: don’t forget to feel terrible

me: oh yeah thanks

unescapable:

woman: i miss you like the deserts miss the rain

man: oh that’s so sweet, i–

woman: i’ve adapted to existence without you, buried everything we made together, and prolonged exposure to you would be disastrous.

chasingtrophywhitetails:

Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me